I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
did you just send me my own nude
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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