help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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