dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
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that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
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We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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