I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
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Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
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got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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