and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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