Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
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i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
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fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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