just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
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he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
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for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
The adults are the big ones right?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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