Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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