Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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