So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I love having hate sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize