im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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