yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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