So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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