fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
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