Non-Jews are for practice
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
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How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
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I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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