i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Randomize
