porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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