1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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