How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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