Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
is it fun? or sober?
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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