ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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