I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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