I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
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I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
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Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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