I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
