The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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