He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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