Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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