it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
