It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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