True but thats because hes a fetus.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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