Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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