she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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