He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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