Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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