New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
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im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
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She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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