She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
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Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
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Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
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I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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