i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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