Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
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standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
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You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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