She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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