Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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