So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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