I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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