Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
Randomize
