38 yer olds are good kisserssss
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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