Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
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