so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
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I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
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Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
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