quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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