gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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