Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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