People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I need moral support for this bender
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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