Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
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Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
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I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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