pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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