Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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